my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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