girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Life is so much better after having sex.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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