if you like me you must not know who I am
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
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hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
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