By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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