Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
