fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Randomize
