I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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