I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
My hand turned me down
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
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I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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