think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Randomize