Are we in a gay sports bar?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Randomize
