If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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