I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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