I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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