Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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