it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
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Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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