i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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