maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
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Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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