I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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