You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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