yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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