doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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