id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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