This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
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I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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