I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
please don't ironically join a cult
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