can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
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I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
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i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.