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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
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Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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