she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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