I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
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I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize