We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
It's Friday. Sex?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
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I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
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Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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