so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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