would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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