Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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