so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
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Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
dude. I can hear the air.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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