I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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