you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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