if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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