i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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