I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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