i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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