you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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