Dual....:-)
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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