yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
No stitches, just platelets and will power
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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