These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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