I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
