Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
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Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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