508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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