normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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