That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
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I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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