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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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