If i come over, it means nothing
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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