if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
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I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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