There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
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