The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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