Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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