smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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