apparently the secret to your success is patron
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
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They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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