He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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