That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
The ass gains better be worth it
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